This is him. This is the Greatest Hero that has ever walked the face of the Earth. Accidentally sent to us indirectly by God himself. This is the man who is going to destroy all the evil in the world and make Earth a safe and happy place to live. Or at least that was God’s idea. But reality has a mind all of it’s own. Reality makes things happen that even God didn’t set in motion. Reality has a dark, dark sense of humor. Reality screwed everything up!
You see, Capt’n Heroic isn’t the courageous, selfless hero that you think of when you think of a mighty hero. Capt’n Heroic is a man-child. He has the strength of 1000 men; he can fly high above the clouds; he can hear the sneeze of an ant in Japan while he is being pummeled by gun fire at a Metallica concert in North America; he probably has even more powers that I’m not mentioning… But he doesn’t quite have the experience and knowledge needed to be a superhero. Capt’n Heroic is a child in a man’s body. He didn’t have the childhood that everyone else had. He didn’t get to play with Legos, action figures, or matchbox cars like everyone else did. He didn’t learn not to pick his nose in public or any of the other normal things a person learns to fit in with society. Capt’n Heroic wants to figure out himself, and be the kid that he never was.
Unfortunately, kids have to do things that they don’t always want to do. Capt’n Heroic was sent to Earth to save it, and that’s what he must do. He accepts his responsibility. After all, what kid doesn’t want to be a SuperHero and save the day. With the help and guidance of his trusty friends “SideKick” and Jay, there is nothing that Capt’n Heroic can’t do.
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